la semana pasada

La semana pasada caminé por la ciudad donde vivo con un hombre que sabe todo sobre historia. Decidí intentar contarme una historia sobre esto en español.
I had got stuck on “Last week”. I could remember “this week” and “next week”, pero no pude encontrar “last week”. ¡Pobre de mí!

Le pregunté a mi hija menor – y ¡sorpresa! – ella recordó. Fantástico.

Ahora estaba lista para decirla that I had worked out how to say “Do you know how many times a horse defecates every day?”

¿Sabes cuántas veces defeca un caballo al día?

The history man had asked that!

un hombre y su caballo en el via de la plata, 2016

Before you think I’m getting pretty posh at this Spanish business, let me explain. I only know the word for horse because it’s written as an option on your credencial, which means you get to see it every day. Besides, we met a man doing the Via de la Plata on his horse and that was pretty good reinforcement.

As for defecate….actually, I’d have preferred to say “poop”, but I didn’t know how to do that (well, actualmente I do know how to DO it, but I don’t know how to say it en español). Another thing I know is that most words ending -tion in English can be turned into Spanish easily….defecation > defecación, in this case. Then you can take the -ción ending off and turn it into a verb and you’re away laughing. At least, I was.

There’s so much fun in going away and trying to communicate with limited language….and now I have another verb to add to my repertoire, although I am unlikely to use it after “I need to” or “I have to” or “I want to” or “I know how to”. Luckily I know, “May I use the toilet?”

PARAGRAPH ONE TRANSLATION (or what I was trying to say): Last week I went for a walk in the city where I live with a man who knows everything about history (stated in this way because I didn’t know how to say I went on an historical walking tour!)
I decided to try to tell myself a story about it in Spanish.

PARAGRAPH TWO: I got stuck on “Last week”. I could remember “this week” and “next week”, but I could not find “last week”. Poor me!

PARAGRAPH THREE: I asked my youngest daughter – and surprise! – she remembered. Fantastic!

PARAGRAPH FOUR: Now I was ready to tell her that I had worked out how to say “Do you know how many times a horse defecates every day?”

La respuesta es catorce. (If you speak Spanish, now you know too!)

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